By Loren Rankin
For my movie adaptation of the Rachel Papers, I have decided to take a totally different direction: each of the main characters will be of the opposite gender. The movie would also be set in LA in the 1990s.
The role of the main character will be played by Bridgit Mendler
The role of the “conquest” will be played by Logan Lerman
And the role of the conquests other romantic interest would be played by Emma Watson
With those changes in mind, here is my soundtrack for the film.
1. Sheryl Crow — “All I Wanna Do”
This would be the opening song, as the credits roll through and would stop just as the scene opens to the main character going through her old diaries and notepads. Because the main character is now a female, our film is set in the ’90s, and the novel is based around “having fun”, this song is the perfect way to begin the movie. Sheryl Crow was also very popular in the ’90s (and even now), so the song would get the movie-goer engaged.
R. Kelly — “Bump ‘n Grind”
This song would play during the intimate scenes with the male version of Gloria. Charlie recalls that the encounter was “…a decent orgasm…Gloria has another…five? orgasms; and so it ends” (Amis 23). Because this character was just one of the conquests, a meaningful version of a “love-making” song is not necessary; rather, a song that shows how little it truly means emotionally is the best candidate. Again, being the ’90s, R. Kelly’s song about a sexual venture is perfect.
Jennifer Paige — “Crush”
Walking into the party, this is the song that would be playing. This song would fit the emotions of a female with a crush, though she is trying not to emit those feelings. As the main character greets her target, the song would continue to play softly in the background and continue throughout the interaction. Again, though it is merely an attempt to gain an older conquest at this point, the song would create a foreshadowing of the intimacy levels later in the movie.
Digital Underground — “Humpty Dance”
Getting ready for their first meeting, this song would play. It is a very nonsense song, but also includes sexual references. The main character is getting ready, putting on her make-up and changing her outfit a few times: “I put on, then took off, then put on again a red white-dotted scarf. Eventually I left it off…” (Amis 48). This song allows her to dance and be silly until she is entirely finished and takes some of the pressure off of her.
Beck — “Loser”
The creation of the “Anxiety Top Ten” is the muse for this song on the soundtrack. Because of all of her worries for this certain week (and the fact that she keeps an anxiety list each week that implies she has many more than just ten), I think the song by Beck stands firm here. Many young girls have insecurities as well as general anxieties, and many feel as though they have so many things wrong with them that truly don’t exist.
Amis’s character has this to say about such problems: “You don’t have problems, only a capacity for feeling anxious about them, which shifts and jostles but doesn’t change” (Amis 97). This ’90s song about such anxieties hit close to home with many young teenagers, so why not with our lead character? Again, a way to draw people back in.
SIxpence None the Richer — “Kiss Me”
As the title would suggest, this song takes place at the time of the first meaningful kiss between the lead and her (now obvious) crush. The song, still popular today, states that they could do whatever they wanted together, but all she wants is a kiss. In order to gain a conquest, a first kiss must happen, and most girls want a romantic kiss, regardless of the circumstances. The song just creates a more dramatic affect when the kiss finally happens.
Backstreet Boys — “Quit Playin’ Games with my Heart”
This song would be played in the scene where our main character realizes that she has been invited to a dinner party at her crush’s house, only to find out that the person he has been seeing is present. Not only that, but he was sitting right next to her, and SHE was sitting next to his mother! Our lead is wondering “why hadn’t [he] told me [s]he’d be here?” (Amis 121).
Much like many young girls, our main character has been blindsided and is not sure what to think. This song has definitely been one that has played in my mind when my heart has sunk like this. And why not for our young female lead? It IS the ’90s, for goodness sake.
Heart — “All I Wanna do is Make Love to You”
Again, very self explanatory. During our love-making scenes, this song will appear; in the first scene it will appear very outright, though in the other, slightly less important sex scenes, it will appear softly in the background. For young people in the ’90s, this song would seem to be the perfect song for a first night together.
The first of these scenes would be very sensual and slow, so parts the song would tie in perfectly with the slow, sensual interactions of the first time making love with someone.
Nirvana — “All Apologies”
This song would come during, and a little bit after the scene where the lead character breaks things off with the long-awaited conquest and short time lover. Amis’s lead says “But is is I who have changed, not you. So let me…beg your forgiveness” (Amis 221). The lead is a mess here and does feel sorry for breaking off the relationship. The song’s chorus would loop here.
Green Day — “Good Riddance”
As the movie comes to a close and our lead is embarking on her new journey into adulthood, she must say goodbye to the past and embrace the future. This song, played at many graduations over the years (including my own 5 years ago), embodies the idea that we must leave the past behind us and move forward. The movie would fade to black just as the song reaches the end of the chorus “…I hope you had the time of your life” (
Amis, Martin. The Rachel Papers. New York: Harmony Books, 1988. Print.
“Green Day – Good Riddance Lyrics.” MetroLyrics.com. N.p. Web. 8 Aug 2013.